CHUCK NORRIS sucks balls. Last week, he was seen endorsing Republican Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee and making an ass of himself, when he called out John McCain. Now I’m no supporter of McCain or anything he’s a part of, but I DO know that he has actually seen war, been held in captivity and tortured unlike the current President (who sends working-class people to war) and Chuck Norris (who makes movies about killing poor Brown people). Look at this square-bear:

There is nothing worse than a dude like Chuck making stupid loot off of Asian culture while people like Bruce Lee who are MASTERS of the sh*t, invent a television series (“Kung Fu“) and have their part given to a white dude (David Carridine). I have hated this culture vulture ever since I saw my first Bruce Lee movie. If you’ve never seen “Return of the Dragon,” then peep this clip and overstand me (the best part is when he blows the chest-hair out of his hand…LOL): 

And here is Conan O’Brien with one of the most HILARIOUS bits I have EVER seen on television in my whole life (slavename and thecheddarbox feels me). 

 

At least Bruce Lee killed Chuck on-screen before he died. =)
Senbei

p.s. John McCain IS HELLA OLD though.
p.p.s. “American Ninja,” was actually a real movie. Cultural commodification does NOT go. =(